I Never Liked Those C-130's Anyway...

What the readers are saying...

“I got your book the other day and have been too busy reading and laughing to thank you for this pleasure.”

Cathy Sivils Entman


“Great job on the book.”

Capt. Bob Ginn - USCG, Sitka, AK


“I am proud to include your book on our Coastie Bookshelf.”

Fred Siegel – www.fredsplace.com


“I just read your book and pissed my pants several times. Really enjoyed it!”

Dick Thompson - Astoria, OR


“Thanks again for the book and some enjoyable reading.”

Capt. Tom Carter - USCG Ret.


“A truly enjoyable book! I look forward to your next one.”

LCDR Tom Beard - Editor in Chief, “The Coast Guard” (book)


“I read a couple chapters of your book and after spraying coffee out of my nose, was hooked!”

Steve Kocker -Elizabeth City, NC


“Boz received your book. I have never heard him laugh so hard in my life, as when he is reading your book.”

Donna Boslau - Florida


“Just received your book. It made my Dad’s Day.”

Steve Lundberg – Carolina Beach, NC


“I have never encountered a book quite like it. If there are more stories as good as these, here’s one reader who looks forward to them.”

Paul Jones – Woody Creek, CO


“Take a cast of characters akin to M.A.S.H. and McHale’s Navy and you have the ingredients for an entertaining book.”

The Valley Journal – Carbondale, CO


“I love this book …. do yourself a favor and get a copy.”

Tom Rich – USCG Ret. - Colorado Springs


“Entertaining and Hilarious”

Allison Rhodes – Kodiak Daily Mirror


“Coast Guard veteran Malcolm Smith provides a ticket behind closed doors into the adventures and antics of Coasties.”

Carrie Olson – Elizabeth City Daily Advance


“Funny Stuff! Malcolm Smith’s book is filled with humorous stories.”

Keith Miller – RE/MAX Times

For more information
please contact:

Malcolm Smith

P.O. Box 1592
Carbondale, CO 81623

Visit Malcolm at his office in Astoria, Oregon:
RE/MAX River and Sea
www.riverandsea.net